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Post by coffeecat on Nov 6, 2010 19:59:14 GMT -5
Gyllenswift leave behind them a scene of devastated fan chaos.  |
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Post by Vanessa on Nov 6, 2010 20:12:44 GMT -5
OMG, coffeecat, you are too good at this! I wish I had a knack for that, this cracked me up. & what a find too!
PG has really gotten herself into some pretty fine messes lately with the damn stalkerazzi always on her tail these days. There truly is no way to escape them, they are everywhere. 
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Post by Vanessa on Nov 6, 2010 20:14:23 GMT -5
Gyllenswift leave behind them a scene of devastated fan chaos.
Hahaha, that one is priceless! |
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Post by Prophecy Girl on Nov 8, 2010 12:41:16 GMT -5
HAHAHAA!!!
Er, I mean...thank you, coffeecat, for keeping up with all the extremely true and glamorous goings on of my daily life. You always hear that fame is such a burden, but I really had no idea until I became so extremely famous... *dramatic sigh*
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Post by coffeecat on Nov 8, 2010 18:38:34 GMT -5
So, Becky, . . . you know who the fans are "really" screaming for?!  |
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Post by Prophecy Girl on Nov 8, 2010 21:48:14 GMT -5
Obviously me! I drive young girls into a frenzy. Young men too. And old men. And women... Although I hear that before I rose to such prominence in pop culture, there were some random Liverpudlians who used to get that response from people as well... |
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Post by coffeecat on Nov 12, 2010 14:50:55 GMT -5
OK! PDA* is one thing, a BJ** in pubic public is something altogether different.
Only one thing to say:"Back away from my bitch, man!" (I mean)"Back away from my man, bitch!!"[/b][/color]  *Public Display of Affection
**Blow Job
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Post by Kokomo (aka NSA) on Nov 13, 2010 1:54:16 GMT -5
Oh NOOO!!! Is that Skarsgard with his pipsqueak girlfriend Kate Bosworth?! Seriously coffeecat, just flick her, she'll move. Or use that paper Alex has and fan her, she'll blow right out of the way!
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Post by coffeecat on Nov 13, 2010 10:31:09 GMT -5
Oh NOOO!!! Is that Skarsgard with his pipsqueak girlfriend Kate Bosworth?! Seriously coffeecat, just flick her, she'll move. Or use that paper Alex has and fan her, she'll blow right out of the way! OMG No Such Angel, you really made me LMAO! ;D   ;D She is a little pipsqueak, isn't she? You could also interchange her with any other very young, very blond pipsqueak actress |
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Post by Prophecy Girl on Nov 14, 2010 12:33:50 GMT -5
I never cease to laugh out loud when I read this thread. ;D ;D
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Post by coffeecat on Nov 28, 2010 14:34:53 GMT -5
 Now it can be revealed!  Becky is a closet guitar player!! 
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Post by S4M985 on Nov 28, 2010 16:41:24 GMT -5
HAHAHA!!!!
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Post by Prophecy Girl on Nov 29, 2010 20:42:02 GMT -5
Christ, the guitar adds 100 pounds!!! ;D |
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Post by Kokomo (aka NSA) on Nov 29, 2010 21:46:12 GMT -5
If only Taylor was Becky...
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Post by coffeecat on Dec 4, 2010 11:12:48 GMT -5
I did NOT make this up, but oh how I wish I had ... Alexander Skarsgard stands around awkwardly.Kate Bosworth Sinks Her Man-Claws Into Alexander Skarsgard[/b] Published on January 18, 2010 by Crista WebsterBefore the rumors can be stomped out that she was playing hide-my-tongue with Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, Kate Bosworth has already sunk her teeth into ‘True Blood’s’ Alexander Skarsgard. Apparently the two have been hot and heavy since filming the movie ‘Straw Dogs’ together a few months ago and Skarsgard decided to use the Golden Globes after-party scene to make his romance official. Via Hollywood Life: “Like the best make-out moment in any movie, the Swedish star strode up to his diminutive gal pal, put her face in his hands and gave her a longgggggggggg, slow kiss. So Hollywood! It was almost like no one else was in the room: they stood in the crowded bar area of the Beverly Hilton’s pool area kissing like the world was going to end. Hot!” Then a breeze came up and threw all 75 lbs. of Bosworth into the pool where she proceeded to float like she was hollow. OK. I kid, but it isn’t that far-fetched. hollywooddame.com/2010/01/18/kate-bosworth-sinks-her-man-claws-into-alexander-skarsgard/
Another awkward pose by Alex. Kate Bosworth Cheated on Alexander SkarsgardPublished on September 3, 2010 by Cara HarringtonI was never a Kate Bosworth fan. She always looks hungry and probably nibbles on napkins at dinner parties….and she got to ride Orlando Bloom around like a pony at the fair when he was hot. (I admit, I had a huge thang for him. Then I saw “Troy” and that was the end to my lust.) Kate has been tapping the assets of Alexander Skarsgard (he is rumored to like his tricks frail). Us Weekly (print edition) is reporting that Bosworth cheated on Skarsgard last month while visiting her family in Massachusetts. The rag claims she heard the news of Orlando’s engagement to Miranda Kerr and sought comfort in some familiar peen. Instead of being grateful she dodged that baby bullet, Kate jumped on an old high school boyfriend. Reps are saying “they are just good friends” and no sexy times took place between Kate and her old boyfriend. I believe the reps. I’m sure it was unsexy times that ended with her crying in the bathroom and calling Orly and hanging up as soon as he answered as the ex-boyfriend knocked on the door and told her he had to get back to work the late shift at Taco Bell. hollywooddame.com/2010/09/03/kate-bosworth-cheated-on-alexander-skarsgard/emphasis mine
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;D
Now it can be revealed! 
